The Holy Blue Kingdom of Disney World is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.316 billion Disney Worldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Disney Worldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,452 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,088 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disney World's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Disney World is ranked 31,233^rd in the world and 25^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Populations, with 13.3 billion capita.